jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

image

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET
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  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

drunktrophywife:

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 
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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
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mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure